Beauty or brains? 

Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously? 

Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.

Slam fuckin’ dunk thank u


Where are all the NYC sugar babes?

Now that my relationship is over I need to start getting back out there again. I’d love to get some sugar babes to go freestyling in the city with me! I’d sign up on the sites again but I felt like in the last year or so, SA & some other sites really went to shit. 😒

& to anyone who remembers Nikki, EastCoast, etc., I’m formerly SerpentineDove. Please hit me up, especially if you’re in my area! I don’t think I can get messages on this side blog but reply to the text post/whatever & I’ll message you. :)